Buzz·Posted on Sep 19, 201521 Times The Mall Failed So Hard It Just FailedAmerica's playground.by Leonora EpsteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This sign, which could have done with a better placement: View this photo on Instagram 2. This decorative bush, which anyone can see looks like a big ol' penis: View this photo on Instagram 3. Selfies, the store: sara @swoodie Now at a mall near you! The Selfies store. #wtf 08:13 PM - 01 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. More penises: View this photo on Instagram 5. This creepy pointy-headed mannequin: View this photo on Instagram 6. The placement of this ad, which urges you to get your children to jump and touch the target. You know, for exercise: View this photo on Instagram 7. This store that tries to teach white people how to be cool: View this photo on Instagram 8. This "winning" mall sign: View this photo on Instagram 9. This restroom sign, which could be a bit confusing: View this photo on Instagram 10. This directive, placed above some type of alarm: Hassan Alnajjar @UAEtommy Mall of the Emirates, H & M shop #fail #MAF 07:36 PM - 06 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. This store name: View this photo on Instagram 12. This pissed-off mannequin...or pissed-off J.C. Penney employee, same diff: View this photo on Instagram 13. This hoe department, unfortunately closed for business: d♡nna @inhuman_noises So I found this awesome epic fail at the mall yesterday 01:55 PM - 28 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. This coffin store, literally called "’Til We Meet Again": View this photo on Instagram 15. This "community corner" (?), which more closely resembles the world's most depressing psychiatrist's office: View this photo on Instagram 16. This flooring on a Pennsylvania mall, which is one step away from being highly offensive: julia @nacreousnereid Interesting tile pattern in a #pennsylvania mall...I can't be the only one who's a bit bothered by this lol #fail 08:52 PM - 15 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. This WTF situation: View this photo on Instagram 18. And this "WHY????" situation: Goddess @elitepreps “@LessionOfLife: she must not know that she looks stupider than him ”this is at the mall by my house.. Wtf 08:24 AM - 12 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. This line of bros too afraid to cross the barrier of Victoria's Secret: View this photo on Instagram 20. This mall, which you shouldn't visit on a rainy day: View this photo on Instagram 21. And finally, this Christmas display, a work of true class: Kaj-Erik Eriksen @KajEriksen Not a very festive holiday set up at my local mall! #Christmas #Grinch #TheMall #WTF 07:00 PM - 22 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite