Rewind·Posted on Feb 12, 201426 Horrifyingly Awesome Figure Skating Fashions From The '80sTo be fair, ice skater fashion is a risky business — regardless of decade.by Leonora EpsteinBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You couldn't pay me a million dollars to leave the house dressed like this. AllsportUK /Allsport (Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean at the European Ice Skating Championships.) 2. At the 1988 Winter Olympic Games, Natalia Annenko and Guenrikh Sretenski went for metallic ensembles with pops of hot pink. Bob Thomas / Getty Images 3. Rosalynn Sumners should have started an all-girl pop-rock band on ice and had this be the group uniform. Getty Images 4. Although apparently Rosalynn Sumners also knows how to do classic ice princess: Photo by Steve Powell / Getty Images 5. Going for...the gold? Huh huh huh. Bob Martin/Allsport U.K. skating couple Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean. 6. Is she rocking two-tone hair? Respect. Bob Martin / Getty Images Karen Barber and Nicholas Slater at the World Championship Gala in 1983. 7. What's red, silver, and winning all over? These two. Tony Duffy / Getty Images Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean, winners of the European Figure Skating Championships in 1981. 8. Skating team Karen Barber and Nicholas Slater rocked that airbrushed look. Tony Duffy / Getty Images 9. OH HELLZ YA, PANTSUITS. MARK CARDWELL/AFP / Getty Images Debi Thomas in 1988 in Calgary at the Winter Olympic Games. 10. Bro-and-sis team Peter and Kitty Carruthers make every sibling's worst nightmare a reality. Bob Martin Getty Images Sport 11. This is still every 12-year-old girl's dream. Bob Thomas / Getty Images Agnes Gosselin at the 1988 Winter Olympic Games. 12. "Yaaayyyyy!" says Midori Ito to her Bedazzler. JEAN-LOUP GAUTREAU/AFP / Getty Images 13. Not shying from the deep V. AFP/AFP / Getty Images Natalia Linichuk and Gennadi Karponosov at the Winter Olympic Games in 1980. 14. Pretty sure most American girls also had Kaboodles in this color combo. Bob Thomas / Getty Images Joanne Conway at the 1988 Winter Olympic Games in Calgary. 15. They wore the same outfits to the victory party. Bob Thomas / Getty Images Natalia Bestemianova and Andrei Bukin, gold medal winners of the 1988 games. 16. Katerina Witt, looking pretty as an electric blue peacock. Bob Thomas / Getty Images 17. Jazzy!! Bob Thomas / Getty Images Corinne Paillard and Didier Courtois compete at the 1988 Olympics in Canada. 18. Marina Kielmann's outfit is like Christmas, but much more revealing. Photo by Bob Thomas / Getty Images 19. No joke, my mom had a sweater just like this. And she wore it every day of 1988. Bob Thomas / Getty Images Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean at the 1984 Olympic Games. 20. '80s cowgirl Katarina Witt points up. Bob Thomas / Getty Images 21. Stripe-aholics Paul Martini and Barbara Underhill in 1984. Tony Tomsic /Sports Illustrated / Getty Images 22. It's like a gold star-bumblebee mash-up. Manny Millan /Sports Illustrated / Getty Images Oleg Vasiliev and Elena Valova at the 1988 Winter Olympics. 23. Katarina Witt rocks that hot pink corset guuuud. David Madison / Getty Images 24. Like Helen Mirren, a white tuxedo is always classy. Bob Thomas / Getty Images Marina Klimova and Sergei Ponomarenko at the World Figure Skating Championships. 25. Katarina Witt wore this flashy number in 1986, but I'm pretty sure you can find something just like it at American Apparel today. Steve Powell / Getty Images 26. Of course, one can never go wrong with dancing fruits and vegetables. Bob Thomas / Getty Images Marina Klimova and Sergei Ponomarenko at the 1988 games.