Buzz·Posted on May 27, 201517 Horrifically Sad SunburnsA CAUTIONARY TALE.by Leonora EpsteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This is what you get for wearing Crocs in the first place. View this photo on Instagram 2. This guy's favorite ice cream? Neapolitan. View this image on Imgur 3. "Z" is also the grade you just got in life for not wearing sunscreen. View this photo on Instagram 4. Hats off to you, good sir. View this image on Imgur 5. I can only assume this person sat out in the sun for too long with a bowl of cereal. View this photo on Instagram 6. This person might be a math nerd, but it doesn't take a genius to know that this is a bad idea. View this image on Imgur 7. Risking death in two ways now, I see. View this image on Imgur 8. Gross. Just effing gross. View this photo on Instagram 9. True story: When you fall asleep on the beach with no sunscreen, everyone can see where your hands have been. View this photo on Instagram 10. What evil garment even causes this? Also, use sunscreen. Please. View this photo on Instagram 11. This Band-Aid tan is a nagging reminder that YOU STILL NEED SUNSCREEN. View this photo on Instagram 12. And always remember: Sunglasses do not entirely protect you from the sun. View this photo on Instagram 13. Anyone who tries to make "fashion tans" should also be subject to arrest by the fashion police. View this photo on Instagram 14. When people start calling you a redneck, just know that they're saying it literally. View this photo on Instagram 15. Whoever uses this buttcrack-tanning device: YOU FAIL. View this image on Imgur 16. Complicated swimsuits are fun and all, but they can result in (painful) conversation topics. View this photo on Instagram 17. If your friend did this to you: You have horrible friends. If you did this to you: You don't deserve summer. View this photo on Instagram