All The Months, Ranked From Worst To Best

    Go to your room, February.

    12. February: The Month of Being Miserably Cold and Alone

    11. January: The Month of Lost Dreams

    10. August: The Month Where You Sweat Through Everything

    9. April: The Month That Thinks It's Spring

    8. March: The Month of Erin Go Barf

    7. June: The Month That Takes a While to Get Going

    6. November: The Month of Roomy Pants

    5. May: The Good-Tempered Month

    4. July: The Month of Fun

    3. September: The Back-to-Stuff Month

    2. December: The Month of Everything

    1. October: The Month of YAAASSS