The Terrifying World Of Lisa Frank

Props to the deranged woman who found beauty in the horrifying. Below are pieces of the Universe as Lisa Frank saw them and their real life counterparts. Mild blood... [NSFW]

Aliens

Oh look! Saturn is smiling!

These REAL aliens have no time for VW Bugs and peace signs.

Leopard Seal

Leopard Seals live in Antarctica. This little guy is confused.

Contrary to Lisa Frank's depiction, seals are vicious creatures who have no concept of tropical fish or rainbows.

Clowns

Lisa Frank knows moderation is key. That's why she left one finger without makeup.

Real clowns go overboard. Only similarity between these two jesters: they both have stars sparkling in their eyes

Angels

She's an angel. Not a saint.

Did Lisa Frank do the cover-art for this film?

People

Mara's favorite color is "blissful blue" and she loves thrift shops.

North West is too poor to be friends with Blue and too rich too shop at thrift shops.

A Majestic White Tiger

This real tiger isn't surrounded by monkeys.

Because he ate them.

Brown Bears

This bear is going places.

This bear is going to eat you.

Swine with Headpieces

Cute accessories, Pig!

Pig in a wig.

Polar Bears

He's playing with his food.

I guess he polished off the puffins and moved on to a WHALE. Ugh polar bears are so scary and SUCH messy eaters.

Orca (Killer) Whales

Via lisafrank.com

Lisa Frank describes "Max Splash" as a fun whale who loves to dive and hates to lose his nerve.

Via news.nationalgeographic.com

At first look, Tilikum (who acts as "Shamu" in SeaWorld shows) makes Lisa Frank seem like she portrayed an animal right, for once. Then you remember why they're called "Killer" whales.

Hornets

This is scary as it is.

OMG.

Lisa Frank

Lisa Frank's attempt at a self portrait.

Here's a picture of the real Lisa Frank. Proof that she has absolutely no ability to portray reality correctly.