OH CRAP! DINOSAUR!
"See, I'm about 62.5% smart. What I used to demand from my news gatherers was just enough information so that I could come across as half-articulate at cocktail parties. I also wanted to be able to claim their opinions as my own, thus helping me fill the conversational void in those interminable 17 seconds between when the bartender starts pouring my beer and when I return to my spot in the corner with a full glass. "