A Woman's Alcohol Guide To Surviving A Break Up

We've all been there. We all have the one ex that couldn't let it go. Well here's your survival guide to the 5 stages of his grief, ladies. Amen!

1. Ex Denies Break Up

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He hasn't started crying yet. He's is trying to tell himself that this is just another disagreement. Wine is needed because you're heated!

2. Ex Gets Angry

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This is the point where your ex gets angry that this is happening. You’re just jerking his chain right? Is this just a game? A neat whiskey will increase your ability to fire back because this is an attack!

3. Ex Tries to Bargain His Way Back Into Your Life

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No, I will not give you a month long trial period before I make my decision. No, we cannot go out for dinner. No, you cannot have one more round in the sack. A Manhattan will help you build your refusal skills or maybe that’s just the whiskey’s thrill.

4. Ex Goes Into Depression

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The realization has taken over that he has lost you forever. He is sad, he is grieving…and he is pathetic. You've been patient. One tequila, two tequila, floor, because you just don’t care anymore.

5. Ex Accepts

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FINALLY! He has gotten it though his thick skull that it is over. Pina coladas for everyone on the beach because he’s no longer a fun sucking leech!