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1. You've decided to spend an evening at home. Maybe you're exhausted from your last night out
Maybe you're out of money
Or you've just had enough of people
The point is, you're staying in tonight. Just so long as you can pretend that no-one else is doing anything fun.
2. Then, what you were dreading happens. Your phone rings.
Someone, somewhere is doing something, and you're not a part of it
But you made a decision, and everyone else can do whatever the hell they want
3. But you're thinking about it now. Fun is being had.
You check Instagram, and everything is spectacular
Someone is eating at a restaurant with food made by magic
In a place where the delicious drinks flow freely, yet no-one is drunk
Your friends will be hanging out with celebrities
They'll be at some crazy, impossibly awesome place
And everyone will be happy and beautiful
Meanwhile, you'll be at home
Whatever happens, it'll be an unforgettable night
With at least one crazy story you'll never be a part of
4. Suddenly, your plans are looking worse
Even Netflix is making fun of you
5. You know what you have to do
Answer the phone...
Get psyched up...
Get ready...fast
Head out!
Everyone is so happy you're there. Time to have that once-in-a-lifetime night!
6. It's not very good. Still, you've learned your lesson - you won't be suckered in next time!
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