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The Internet's Best Game Of Thrones Recap (Season 4 Episode 1)

In preparation for the second episode of the season, here is what various people had to say about the first one.

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1. Incase You Were Confused

Via nydailynews.com

"It turns out Oberyn's never really gotten over the fact that the Lannisters' enforcer, Gregor Clegane, aka The Mountain, raped and butchered his sister. He's not really visiting for just the open bar at the wedding."

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2. Helpful Analogies

Via tvrecaps.ew.com

"We have never actually seen Casterly Rock on the show, but one imagines there are a lot of blonde people walking around with a certain degree of cool detachment, like Sweden."

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4. Regarding Romance

Via pennlive.com

"I remain unimpressed with [Daario] regardless of who's playing him, particularly when he tried to give Dany flowers. Really, dude? Flowers? She's got an army and keeps dragons as pets. Think outside the box a little bit."

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6. Let's Just Reinforce That

Via theguardian.com

"'Now I've been forced to marry my eldest son to a wicked little witch from Highgarden while I'm supposed to marry her brother, a renowned pillow biter.' Oh Cersei, how I've missed your unique way with a plot summary."

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9. Nice Try, Boys

Via rawstory.com

"[Dany] informs [Daario and Grey Worm] that neither will be riding alongside her when the army marches, because she'd rather be accompanied by men a little more secure in their masculinity."

(full article here)

10. The Worlds Cutest Killer

Via pennlive.com

"It seems like just yesterday [Arya] was flinging food at Sansa, and now she's stabbing men in the throat... They grow up so fast these days. Also, she got her pony. Who says there are no happy endings on this show?"

(full article here)

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