Your Dad Keeps It Real On Twitter

I won't lie--I have basically no interest in Twitter. You see, keeping up-to-the-minute on the mundane details of my friends' lives simply is not important to me. Nor do I really care what Ashton Kutcher is up to at this very moment. Yet, in an internet landscape oft-dominated by the snarkiest and least original members of society (e.g. hipsters), I have found hope that we can still "keep it real" on the inner-webs...as in real grumpy and crotchety. Yes my friends, I am starting to see the awesome potential of Twitter with the new "shit my dad says" tweet-thing.