Awesome Ways To Spend The Money You Save By Not Having Kids

I'll take four private jets, please.

According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, it takes an estimated $245,340 to raise a child. The Central Intelligence Agency's website says the average U.S. household has 2 kids. Using those figures, If you decide that becoming a parent is not for you, you could save a whopping $490,680!

Should you invest that money? No. Save for retirement? No. Buy a ridiculous amount of awesome shit? YES.

Ever been on a cruise? Now you can take 276 of them!

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Prefer to relax by yourself? Buy your own freaking island!

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This Central American island, Isla Paloma, is only $400,000! You'd have almost $100,00 left to spend!

Into cars? Roll up in a classic Aston Martin!

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This 1963 Aston Martin DB5 is a bargain at $450,000.

Avid traveller? Buy a private jet!

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Never sit next to another screaming baby on a commercial flight again! From now on, you'll travel in style. This Hawker 700A is only $475,000, that's a steal.

Love celebrities & want to pop the question? Buy 2 of Kate Hudson's engagement ring!

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Besides, she doesn't need it anymore! Kate's emerald cut ring is only $200,000. What the heck, why not buy two.. one for each hand!

Into technology? Buy 702, 128GB iPad Air 2s!

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If one breaks you know you've got backup!

Just think.. this will be you with your friends!

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Sources:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/18/cost-of-raising-a-child_n_5688179.html

http://www.cruisemarketwatch.com/home/financial-breakdown-of-typical-cruiser/

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/fields/2127.html