This is Beyoncé — performer, artist, living god, etc.
And this...this is supposed to look like Beyoncé. Instead, it looks like a damn tragedy.
It's hard to say whether the face or that satin mother-of-the-bride-circa-'92 is the bigger offence here.
And those eyes, silently begging for her suffering to end.
The abomination lives at Louis Tussaud Waxworks in Niagara Falls, Ontario. This woman recently visited and alerted Twitter to this imposter.
People are, justifiably, losing it.
The disrespect shown to Queen Bey is unspeakable.
And the BeyHive did not hesitate to swarm.
This is a stain on the great nation of Canada.
People tried to figure out what the figure does look like, if not Beyoncé.
Although, tbh, there's only one valid response here.
It also turns out that wax museums the world over are chronically unable to capture Beyoncé's essence.
But at least the Niagara Falls version is marginally better than this "burnt Farrah Fawcett."
Lauren Strapagiel is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in Toronto, Canada.
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