This is Tim Horton — former NHL hockey player, famous Canadian, and cofounder of the coffee chain that bears his name.
But did you also know that he was a total babe?
@NHLhistorygirl tweeted the vintage photo of Horton and, well, look at dem abs.
I'll have a large one of those with three creams, please.
Talk about a doughnut worth dunking.
What were you eating, Horton?
Because it clearly wasn't the crullers.
And why are we only learning now that Horton looked like a goddamn Greek statue?
This should be taught in every history classroom from St. John's to Victoria.
Tim Horton's six pack: a part of our heritage.