10 Signs You Live Outside The London Zones

Londoners think they've got problems?

1. The train costs almost as much as your annual salary

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2. But you can learn to drive without the fear of yellow boxes

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3. A night out requires military style planning

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How are you going to get home? How much will getting home cost? Is there even any point?

4. Sometimes, you'd just rather stay in and watch Gogglebox

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You're going to have to get the last train home and you know what that means? Yep, leaving just as everyone else is turning up. Forget it.

5. You're insanely jealous of anyone who wakes up after 6.30am on weekdays

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SO UNFAIR.

6. You have severe FOMO. All. The. Time.

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7. And you never know what people are talking about

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That place in Hackney everyone keeps banging on about? Haven't the faintest.

8. You get annoyed at Londoners moaning about prices

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Guess what guys? If you live in the South East, the prices are exactly the same.

9. Nobody will have heard of where you live

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So you're always prepared with a list of well-known nearby attractions.

10. And that means no one ever visits you

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But that's a positive, right? No frantic cleaning when guests come round, no fancy food... The dream.