You've used the term "how you doin'?"You pick the vowels out of your alphabet soup... except for '"Y", because "you know, sometimes 'Y.'"You know that fire beats everything in rock paper, scissors.You wish you could have joined Thigh Mega Tampon.You've tried drinking a gallon of milk in ten seconds.You know not to count "mississippi-ly" in a spray tan booth.You know what pivot means.You know what a cow's opinion is.You know that cheese is milk that you chew.You drink more so that there is less for the kids to drink.Your favorite song is "The Cow in the Meadow goes Moo."You know who Regina Phalange is.You know the consequences of falling asleep in a work meeting.You know that Pheebs isn't a nickname for all of your friends.You know that Rachel and Ross were on a break.You wish you had an Ugly Naked Guy of your own.You hope to find your lobster one day.You understand the importance of Unagi.You're still searching for your identical hand twin.You've attempted to learn "The Routine."You know that C.H.E.E.S.E. stands for "Computerized Humanoid Electronically Enhanced Secret Enforcer."You know how to have a coin toss. "Heads I win, tails you lose."You know that coincidence is "joincidence" with a C.You know that beef is not supposed to go in a trifle.You know that it's not that common, it is doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal.You know that lotion and powder make a paste.You have considered changing your name to Crap Bag.You know that homo sapiens are people.You've though about quitting the gym.You know that "dinosaurs" is not an occupation.You understand the "hug and roll" method.You have experienced the meat sweats.You know when to stop the Q-tip.You know that Ross isn't short for Rossel or Rosstepher.You know that Estelle was not the first black man to fly solo across the atlantic.You would like to try Chanberries.You know that "dark red" is not a six letter word for red.You've asked a friend to be your backup.You've thought about catching the money bouquet.You have tried dehydrating fruits and vegetables.You know it's bad luck to see the groom in the wedding dress.You know "the vein."You know that Ray Ban was not the official sponsor of World War I.You know that tiny salt shakers are for tiny salt.You know a plane stays in there because of "something to do with wind."You want a gold "best bud" bracelet.You know what gets out hummus.You know to say the correct name at the altar.You know that Joey doesn't share food.You have planned your escape to Yemen.