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What Kind Of Pet Owner Are You Really?

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  1. 1. When you encounter a cute dog on the street, do you smile at the dog or the owner?

    The dog; who cares about the human?
    The owner; it's a dog not a baby, weirdo.
    The dog first, then the owner if I catch their eye.
    Um, neither, why would I be smiling?

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1. When you encounter a cute dog on the street, do you smile at the dog or the owner?
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    The dog; who cares about the human?
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    The owner; it's a dog not a baby, weirdo.
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    The dog first, then the owner if I catch their eye.
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    Um, neither, why would I be smiling?
  1. 2. If you saw someone fail to pick up after their dog, would you call them out?

    Absolutely, it's their responsibility and it's gross.
    I would be annoyed but probably keep my mouth shut.
    Nah, they're not the first and I can step around it.
    I would totally report them to the nearest police officer.

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2. If you saw someone fail to pick up after their dog, would you call them out?
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    Absolutely, it's their responsibility and it's gross.
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    I would be annoyed but probably keep my mouth shut.
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    Nah, they're not the first and I can step around it.
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    I would totally report them to the nearest police officer.
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  1. 3. Have you ever failed to pick up after your dog?

    Yes, but only because I forgot a baggie!
    Yes, but only because I was in a hurry!
    Yes, but only because it was a little too...messy.
    Nope, I am a model citizen and pet owner.

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3. Have you ever failed to pick up after your dog?
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    Yes, but only because I forgot a baggie!
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    Yes, but only because I was in a hurry!
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    Yes, but only because it was a little too...messy.
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    Nope, I am a model citizen and pet owner.
  1. 4. Do you ask before you pet someone's dog?

    Of course! I don't know this dog or human, it's polite and safe.
    If the dog and human seem friendly, I usually just go for it.
    Nah, I'll take the risk of being rude or getting bit.
    I don't pet strange dogs or humans.

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4. Do you ask before you pet someone's dog?
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    Of course! I don't know this dog or human, it's polite and safe.
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    If the dog and human seem friendly, I usually just go for it.
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    Nah, I'll take the risk of being rude or getting bit.
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    I don't pet strange dogs or humans.
  1. 5. What do you do if your pet hurts another animal?

    Apologize and offer to pay for vet bills.
    Apologize and get your pet the hell out of there.
    It's no one's fault, these kinds of things happen with animals.
    Apologize, pay the vet bills, and get rid of your pet :(.

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5. What do you do if your pet hurts another animal?
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    Apologize and offer to pay for vet bills.
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    Apologize and get your pet the hell out of there.
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    It's no one's fault, these kinds of things happen with animals.
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    Apologize, pay the vet bills, and get rid of your pet :(.
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  1. 6. Would you bring your pet on public transportation?

    Probs not.
    In an emergency.
    If they're allowed, yeah!
    Of course, that's how I get around.

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6. Would you bring your pet on public transportation?
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    Probs not.
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    In an emergency.
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    If they're allowed, yeah!
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    Of course, that's how I get around.
  1. 7. What do you do when you want to bring your pet into a store?

    Always ask; if not, I tie them up outside.
    Bring them in and see if anyone asks me to take them outside.
    I just tie them up outside, no need to bring them in.
    I don't take my pet on my human errands.

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7. What do you do when you want to bring your pet into a store?
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    Always ask; if not, I tie them up outside.
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    Bring them in and see if anyone asks me to take them outside.
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    I just tie them up outside, no need to bring them in.
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    I don't take my pet on my human errands.
  1. 8. Do you let your pet lick/jump on/snuggle with strangers?

    Heck no, I reign them in!
    Sure, so long as they don't mind.

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8. Do you let your pet lick/jump on/snuggle with strangers?
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    Heck no, I reign them in!
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    Sure, so long as they don't mind.
  1. 9. Could you date someone who didn't get along with your pet?

    Nope, never, not gonna happen.
    If we don't live together, who cares?
    It's fine so long as they like me.
    It's OK if they don't like my pet, but animal-haters can GTFO.

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9. Could you date someone who didn't get along with your pet?
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    Nope, never, not gonna happen.
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    If we don't live together, who cares?
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    It's fine so long as they like me.
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    It's OK if they don't like my pet, but animal-haters can GTFO.
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  1. 10. Do you bother cleaning the pet hair off all your clothes?

    I do the best I can.
    Nope, TAKE ME FOR WHO I AM.

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10. Do you bother cleaning the pet hair off all your clothes?
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    I do the best I can.
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    Nope, TAKE ME FOR WHO I AM.
  1. 11. How about your home and furniture?

    Omg no, who has time for that.
    Of course, I take pride in my dwelling.

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11. How about your home and furniture?
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    Omg no, who has time for that.
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    Of course, I take pride in my dwelling.
  1. 12. If you're allergic to someone's pet, do you ask that they be put outside or kept in another room?

    Yes, it's just until I leave.
    No, I don't want to impose.
    I wouldn't go over in the first place.
    Depends how close I am to the host.

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12. If you're allergic to someone's pet, do you ask that they be put outside or kept in another room?
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    Yes, it's just until I leave.
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    No, I don't want to impose.
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    I wouldn't go over in the first place.
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    Depends how close I am to the host.
  1. 13. What if you're just not a fan of the pet, would you still ask they be put somewhere else?

    Yes, it's just until I leave and that thing is evil.
    No, I guess I can suck it up.
    I wouldn't go over in the first place.
    Depends how close I am to the host.

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13. What if you're just not a fan of the pet, would you still ask they be put somewhere else?
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    Yes, it's just until I leave and that thing is evil.
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    No, I guess I can suck it up.
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    I wouldn't go over in the first place.
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    Depends how close I am to the host.
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  1. 14. Where do you stand on feeding your pet table scraps?

    It's fine at home, but never in public.
    No way, never, it encourages them to beg and jump for it.
    Sure, anytime, anywhere.
    Depends what we're eating.

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14. Where do you stand on feeding your pet table scraps?
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    It's fine at home, but never in public.
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    No way, never, it encourages them to beg and jump for it.
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    Sure, anytime, anywhere.
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    Depends what we're eating.
  1. 15. Do you pay someone to pet-sit or ask friends/family as a favor?

    I pay a petsitter.
    I ask friends/family as a favor.
    I use a pet hotel, kennel, etc.
    I ask friends/family, but I pay them.

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15. Do you pay someone to pet-sit or ask friends/family as a favor?
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    I pay a petsitter.
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    I ask friends/family as a favor.
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    I use a pet hotel, kennel, etc.
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    I ask friends/family, but I pay them.
  1. 16. Is your dog allowed on the furniture?

    Of course, who else am I gonna snuggle with?!
    I wish, but he's just too big and rolls around in dirt, like, all day.
    Nope, I got ~nice~ things.
    Yes in certain rooms, but not in others.

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16. Is your dog allowed on the furniture?
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    Of course, who else am I gonna snuggle with?!
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    I wish, but he's just too big and rolls around in dirt, like, all day.
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    Nope, I got ~nice~ things.
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    Yes in certain rooms, but not in others.
  1. 17. Would you let your friend's pet all over your furniture?

    Heck yes! If my pet can roam free, so can theirs.
    Nope, if my pet can't, then neither can theirs.
    Uh, no, IDK how clean or well-trained that thing is.
    Really depends on the pet and the friend.

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17. Would you let your friend's pet all over your furniture?
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    Heck yes! If my pet can roam free, so can theirs.
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    Nope, if my pet can't, then neither can theirs.
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    Uh, no, IDK how clean or well-trained that thing is.
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    Really depends on the pet and the friend.
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  1. 18. Would you keep a pet in an apartment/community that bans them?

    No way, them's the rules.
    I am currently doing just that.
    A house cat or fish tank couldn't hurt, right?
    If I could get away with it, sure.

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18. Would you keep a pet in an apartment/community that bans them?
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    No way, them's the rules.
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    I am currently doing just that.
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    A house cat or fish tank couldn't hurt, right?
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    If I could get away with it, sure.
  1. 19. If you knew someone had a pet in your apartment/community that bans it, would you tell on them?

    Yes, them's the rules.
    If it's not causing any harm, I don't care.
    If it's a dog, yes; everything else is fine.
    No, but they have to let me come visit!

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19. If you knew someone had a pet in your apartment/community that bans it, would you tell on them?
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    Yes, them's the rules.
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    If it's not causing any harm, I don't care.
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    If it's a dog, yes; everything else is fine.
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    No, but they have to let me come visit!
  1. 20. Should pets be spayed and neutered?

    Absolutely, for everyone's sake.
    How would you feel if someone did that to you?!

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20. Should pets be spayed and neutered?
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    Absolutely, for everyone's sake.
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    How would you feel if someone did that to you?!
  1. 21. Would you teach your friend's parrot a dirty/annoying/insulting phrase?

    LOLZ, DUH.
    No way, that's so mean!
    That parrot already knows more swears than I do.

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21. Would you teach your friend's parrot a dirty/annoying/insulting phrase?
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    LOLZ, DUH.
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    No way, that's so mean!
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    That parrot already knows more swears than I do.

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