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What Kind Of Pet Owner Are You Really?

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  1. 1. When you encounter a cute dog on the street, do you smile at the dog or the owner?

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    The dog; who cares about the human?
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    The owner; it's a dog not a baby, weirdo.
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    The dog first, then the owner if I catch their eye.
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    Um, neither, why would I be smiling?
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1. When you encounter a cute dog on the street, do you smile at the dog or the owner?
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    The dog; who cares about the human?
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    The owner; it's a dog not a baby, weirdo.
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    The dog first, then the owner if I catch their eye.
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    Um, neither, why would I be smiling?
  1. 2. If you saw someone fail to pick up after their dog, would you call them out?

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    Absolutely, it's their responsibility and it's gross.
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    I would be annoyed but probably keep my mouth shut.
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    Nah, they're not the first and I can step around it.
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    I would totally report them to the nearest police officer.
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2. If you saw someone fail to pick up after their dog, would you call them out?
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    Absolutely, it's their responsibility and it's gross.
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    I would be annoyed but probably keep my mouth shut.
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    Nah, they're not the first and I can step around it.
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    I would totally report them to the nearest police officer.
  1. 3. Have you ever failed to pick up after your dog?

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    Yes, but only because I forgot a baggie!
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    Yes, but only because I was in a hurry!
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    Yes, but only because it was a little too...messy.
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    Nope, I am a model citizen and pet owner.
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3. Have you ever failed to pick up after your dog?
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    Yes, but only because I forgot a baggie!
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    Yes, but only because I was in a hurry!
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    Yes, but only because it was a little too...messy.
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    Nope, I am a model citizen and pet owner.
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  1. 4. Do you ask before you pet someone's dog?

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    Of course! I don't know this dog or human, it's polite and safe.
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    If the dog and human seem friendly, I usually just go for it.
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    Nah, I'll take the risk of being rude or getting bit.
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    I don't pet strange dogs or humans.
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4. Do you ask before you pet someone's dog?
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    Of course! I don't know this dog or human, it's polite and safe.
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    If the dog and human seem friendly, I usually just go for it.
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    Nah, I'll take the risk of being rude or getting bit.
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    I don't pet strange dogs or humans.
  1. 5. What do you do if your pet hurts another animal?

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    Apologize and offer to pay for vet bills.
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    Apologize and get your pet the hell out of there.
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    It's no one's fault, these kinds of things happen with animals.
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    Apologize, pay the vet bills, and get rid of your pet :(.
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5. What do you do if your pet hurts another animal?
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    Apologize and offer to pay for vet bills.
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    Apologize and get your pet the hell out of there.
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    It's no one's fault, these kinds of things happen with animals.
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    Apologize, pay the vet bills, and get rid of your pet :(.
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  1. 6. Would you bring your pet on public transportation?

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    Probs not.
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    In an emergency.
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    If they're allowed, yeah!
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    Of course, that's how I get around.
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6. Would you bring your pet on public transportation?
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    Probs not.
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    In an emergency.
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    If they're allowed, yeah!
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    Of course, that's how I get around.
  1. 7. What do you do when you want to bring your pet into a store?

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    Always ask; if not, I tie them up outside.
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    Bring them in and see if anyone asks me to take them outside.
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    I just tie them up outside, no need to bring them in.
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    I don't take my pet on my human errands.
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7. What do you do when you want to bring your pet into a store?
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    Always ask; if not, I tie them up outside.
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    Bring them in and see if anyone asks me to take them outside.
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    I just tie them up outside, no need to bring them in.
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    I don't take my pet on my human errands.
  1. 8. Do you let your pet lick/jump on/snuggle with strangers?

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    Heck no, I reign them in!
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    Sure, so long as they don't mind.
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8. Do you let your pet lick/jump on/snuggle with strangers?
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    Heck no, I reign them in!
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    Sure, so long as they don't mind.
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  1. 9. Could you date someone who didn't get along with your pet?

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    Nope, never, not gonna happen.
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    If we don't live together, who cares?
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    It's fine so long as they like me.
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    It's OK if they don't like my pet, but animal-haters can GTFO.
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9. Could you date someone who didn't get along with your pet?
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    Nope, never, not gonna happen.
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    If we don't live together, who cares?
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    It's fine so long as they like me.
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    It's OK if they don't like my pet, but animal-haters can GTFO.
  1. 10. Do you bother cleaning the pet hair off all your clothes?

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    I do the best I can.
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    Nope, TAKE ME FOR WHO I AM.
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10. Do you bother cleaning the pet hair off all your clothes?
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    I do the best I can.
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    Nope, TAKE ME FOR WHO I AM.
  1. 11. How about your home and furniture?

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    Omg no, who has time for that.
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    Of course, I take pride in my dwelling.
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11. How about your home and furniture?
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    Omg no, who has time for that.
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    Of course, I take pride in my dwelling.
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  1. 12. If you're allergic to someone's pet, do you ask that they be put outside or kept in another room?

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    Yes, it's just until I leave.
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    No, I don't want to impose.
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    I wouldn't go over in the first place.
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    Depends how close I am to the host.
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12. If you're allergic to someone's pet, do you ask that they be put outside or kept in another room?
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    Yes, it's just until I leave.
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    No, I don't want to impose.
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    I wouldn't go over in the first place.
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    Depends how close I am to the host.
  1. 13. What if you're just not a fan of the pet, would you still ask they be put somewhere else?

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    Yes, it's just until I leave and that thing is evil.
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    No, I guess I can suck it up.
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    I wouldn't go over in the first place.
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    Depends how close I am to the host.
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13. What if you're just not a fan of the pet, would you still ask they be put somewhere else?
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    Yes, it's just until I leave and that thing is evil.
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    No, I guess I can suck it up.
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    I wouldn't go over in the first place.
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    Depends how close I am to the host.
  1. 14. Where do you stand on feeding your pet table scraps?

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    It's fine at home, but never in public.
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    No way, never, it encourages them to beg and jump for it.
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    Sure, anytime, anywhere.
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    Depends what we're eating.
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14. Where do you stand on feeding your pet table scraps?
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    It's fine at home, but never in public.
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    No way, never, it encourages them to beg and jump for it.
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    Sure, anytime, anywhere.
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    Depends what we're eating.
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  1. 15. Do you pay someone to pet-sit or ask friends/family as a favor?

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    I pay a petsitter.
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    I ask friends/family as a favor.
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    I use a pet hotel, kennel, etc.
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    I ask friends/family, but I pay them.
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15. Do you pay someone to pet-sit or ask friends/family as a favor?
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    I pay a petsitter.
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    I ask friends/family as a favor.
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    I use a pet hotel, kennel, etc.
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    I ask friends/family, but I pay them.
  1. 16. Is your dog allowed on the furniture?

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    Of course, who else am I gonna snuggle with?!
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    I wish, but he's just too big and rolls around in dirt, like, all day.
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    Nope, I got ~nice~ things.
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    Yes in certain rooms, but not in others.
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16. Is your dog allowed on the furniture?
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    Of course, who else am I gonna snuggle with?!
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    I wish, but he's just too big and rolls around in dirt, like, all day.
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    Nope, I got ~nice~ things.
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    Yes in certain rooms, but not in others.
  1. 17. Would you let your friend's pet all over your furniture?

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    Heck yes! If my pet can roam free, so can theirs.
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    Nope, if my pet can't, then neither can theirs.
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    Uh, no, IDK how clean or well-trained that thing is.
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    Really depends on the pet and the friend.
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17. Would you let your friend's pet all over your furniture?
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    Heck yes! If my pet can roam free, so can theirs.
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    Nope, if my pet can't, then neither can theirs.
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    Uh, no, IDK how clean or well-trained that thing is.
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    Really depends on the pet and the friend.
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  1. 18. Would you keep a pet in an apartment/community that bans them?

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    No way, them's the rules.
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    I am currently doing just that.
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    A house cat or fish tank couldn't hurt, right?
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    If I could get away with it, sure.
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18. Would you keep a pet in an apartment/community that bans them?
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    No way, them's the rules.
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    I am currently doing just that.
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    A house cat or fish tank couldn't hurt, right?
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    If I could get away with it, sure.
  1. 19. If you knew someone had a pet in your apartment/community that bans it, would you tell on them?

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    Yes, them's the rules.
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    If it's not causing any harm, I don't care.
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    If it's a dog, yes; everything else is fine.
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    No, but they have to let me come visit!
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19. If you knew someone had a pet in your apartment/community that bans it, would you tell on them?
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    Yes, them's the rules.
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    If it's not causing any harm, I don't care.
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    If it's a dog, yes; everything else is fine.
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    No, but they have to let me come visit!
  1. 20. Should pets be spayed and neutered?

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    Absolutely, for everyone's sake.
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    How would you feel if someone did that to you?!
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20. Should pets be spayed and neutered?
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    Absolutely, for everyone's sake.
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    How would you feel if someone did that to you?!
  1. 21. Would you teach your friend's parrot a dirty/annoying/insulting phrase?

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    LOLZ, DUH.
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    No way, that's so mean!
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    That parrot already knows more swears than I do.
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21. Would you teach your friend's parrot a dirty/annoying/insulting phrase?
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    LOLZ, DUH.
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    No way, that's so mean!
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    That parrot already knows more swears than I do.