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Which RHONY Tagline Are You?

Unfortunately "get off my jock" is not one of them.

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  1. 1. Pick something to throw at a fellow housewife

    Salad
    Klondike Bar
    Confetti
    Cereal
    Flowers and lotion
    Eggs
    White Wine
    Nothing, because you're classy AF
  2. 2. Pick the best Bethenny Line

    "She's cukoo for Cocoa Puffs"
    "Holy Inappropriateness. Like what the f"
    "Bitches who brunch"
    "Who gonna check me, boo?"
    "I'd be happy in a padded cell"
    "Her ass is the size of Texas"
    "I'm attracted to so few people sexually"
    "You are a real, real spoiled queen"
  3. 3. Pick an Ex-Housewife

    Jill Zarin
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    Jill Zarin
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    Jeana Keough
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    Jeana Keough
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    Caroline Manzo
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    Caroline Manzo
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    Kim Zolciak-Biermann
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    Kim Zolciak-Biermann
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    Adrienne Maloof
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    Adrienne Maloof
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    Marysol Patton
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    Marysol Patton
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    Aviva Drescher
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    Aviva Drescher
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    Danielle Staub
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    Danielle Staub
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  4. 4. Pick a Dog

    Coco Singer
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    Coco Singer
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    Cookie Frankel
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    Cookie Frankel
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    Giggy Vanderpump
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    Giggy Vanderpump
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    Playa Leakes
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    Playa Leakes
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    Valentino Gorga
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    Valentino Gorga
    Kingsley Richards
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    Kingsley Richards
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    Marley Morgan
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    Marley Morgan
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  5. 5. Pick a RHONY Trip Would You Have Liked To Go On

    Morocco
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    Morocco
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    London
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    London
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    Saint Bart's
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    Saint Bart's
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    Scary Island
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    Scary Island
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    Montana
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    Montana
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    Atlantic City
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    Atlantic City
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    The Berkshires
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    The Berkshires
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    None, those ladies are crazy
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    None, those ladies are crazy
  6. 6. Pick an Andy Cohen

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    Bravo TV / Via wordpress.com
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Which RHONY Tagline Are You?

You got: "My yacht may have sailed, but my ship is coming in"

Not Sonja Morgan's best tagline (she'll never beat her commando line) but it's still a pretty good one

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You got: "I'm not a housewife, but I am real"

Bethenny's back and her tagline represents everything she is. (No word yet on why get off my jock wasn't used)

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You got: "One should know, never count out the countess"

The Countess' tagline would've been better if it were, "Be cool. Don't be all, like, uncool." But this little pun will have to do.

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You got: "I know I'm a piece of work, but now I'm a work in progress"

Ramona's going through a time of transition, which is obviously also turtle time.

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You got: "All play and no work makes me a happy girl."

If Carol's play includes a young, hot cook, sign me up too!

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You got: "Pretty is smarter than you think."

Ahh, yes Kristen, playing off last season's tagline, nice.

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You got: "I give uptown a whole new attitude."

*Cue Uptown Funk for Dorinda's tagline*

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You got: "I'm stronger than anything in my way...HOLLA"

Because Heather's tagline wouldn't be complete without her holla

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