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Which RHONY Tagline Are You?
Not Sonja Morgan's best tagline (she'll never beat her commando line) but it's still a pretty good one
Bethenny's back and her tagline represents everything she is. (No word yet on why get off my jock wasn't used)
The Countess' tagline would've been better if it were, "Be cool. Don't be all, like, uncool." But this little pun will have to do.
Ramona's going through a time of transition, which is obviously also turtle time.
If Carol's play includes a young, hot cook, sign me up too!
Ahh, yes Kristen, playing off last season's tagline, nice.
*Cue Uptown Funk for Dorinda's tagline*
Because Heather's tagline wouldn't be complete without her holla