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Honest to blog, 24 to 36 inches of snow is expected from northern New Jersey to southern New England.
Check all the barometers you want, Homeskillet, this is one storm formation that can't be un-did.
Adults everywhere are hoping they'll get off work.
And some adults are freakin' out about it, but come on.
If you just buy, like, 10 tons of Sunny D, you'll be cool.
So before you have an epic freak out...
Find someone totally boss who you can ride out this storm with...
And hunker down through all the blizzardy magnificence.
But use a condom, or your eggo will get preggo.
Have a friggin' sweet Winter Storm Juno!
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