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    24 Things You'll Want To Buy If You Have An Extremely Dark Soul

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    1. A skull-printed cardigan so even when it gets cold out, your brand will stay intact.

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    Promising review: "Considering I got this skull cardigan for $12, let me say that I am super impressed and pleased with this purchase! I've seen similar sweaters sold in stores like Hot Topic for over $50 so it's a real steal. This sweater is actually pretty thick and warm, especially when you wrap it closed around you in the front. I had read that it ran small so I ordered an XXL since I normally wear women's XL and it's a little big, but that's technically perfect for an open cardigan such as this. Overall, this is super cute and a crazy deal so you should definitely buy one already." —gbv4me

    Get it from Amazon for $5.49+ (available in sizes S-XXL).

    2. A deck of serial killer cards for when solitaire starts to get boring.

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    Promising review: "I bought these for a friend and we were surprised at how interesting it was to look through all the cards. They’re a good quality card deck and certainly gave us a little something extra to think about while using them." —Kelly Hathaway

    Get it from Amazon for $12.90.

    3. A skull-shaped egg mold so even your breakfast can be a little bit goth.

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    Promising review: "It was a funny present for my husband for Christmas, he loves it! He usually has two eggs on one slice of toast and with this little thing it works perfectly! I recommend it!" —Lara

    Get it from Amazon for $11.40.

    4. A doll head planter for when your succulents are a little too soft for your whole ~aesthetic~.

    Redwood Stoneworks

    Get it from Redwood Stoneworks on Etsy for $22.00+ (available in six colors).

    5. A metallic skull candle that'll light up even the darkest depths of your soul.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $10.88+ (available in seven colors).

    6. A set of silky satin black sheets so your dreams will be just as dead inside as you!

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    Promising review: "I've had these on my bed for three months and they still look like new even after washing. No pills or rips or anything. They're great at keeping me cool in the summer and are soooo silky and soft. They feel like they cost a lot!" —Sara

    Get it from Amazon for $28.99+ (available in twin, queen, and king sizes, and 10 colors). And! Get a silky black duvet cover to match.

    7. A black travel mug that pretty much speaks for itself.

    Firebox

    Get it from Firebox for $13.99

    8. And! A set enamel pins to match your mug so your accessories can do the talking for you.

    Firebox

    Get a set of five from Firebox for $4.99 (originally $7.99).

    9. A spooky adult coloring book for when you just need to let off some steam.

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    Promising review: "As an artist myself, I had been looking for an adult coloring book that offered more than page after page of cute and cuddly critters with flowers — this book definitely delivered! Though the subject matter may be too creepy for some (spiders, zombies, killer clowns) the drawings are so sophisticated and beautifully crafted. I feel like they'd appeal to more than just horror fans! Each page has something completely spooky and different from the next, you won't know where to start. I don't know how I'm going to get any work done after purchasing this book!" —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $13.78, and don't forget to grab a big set of coloring pencils!

    10. A Dead Celebs game that'll keep you and your dark-souled squad entertained for weeks.

    Firebox

    Get it from Firebox for $21.99.

    11. A collared, black dress so you can properly unleash your inner Wednesday Addams.

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    Promising review: "This dress was a huge WIN! The material is so soft and comfy. It sits just right. I ordered it XL it didn’t fit tight or uncomfortable. There was definitely enough room to wear spanx if needed, otherwise, no need for that if you don’t wanna wear any shapewear. It's also not see through at all. I love this and I would buy it again!" —Edoropeza

    Get it from Amazon for $25.99 (available in sizes XS–XXL and six colors).

    12. A "sinners are winners" t-shirt that'll ensure everyone knows where your moral standings lie.

    Murder Apparel

    Get it from Murder Apparel for $24.99 (originally $29.99, available in sizes S-3XL).

    13. A novelty pair of "cyanide" and "arsenic" salt and pepper shakers that all of your house guests will be raving about.

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    Promising review: "They're awesome. Everyone loves them. The salt comes out a little faster than a regular shaker but for cooking, that's not a bad thing!" —Abigail Phelan

    Get them from Amazon for $15.95.

    14. A witchy shower curtain that'll make you feel as magical as one can be.

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    Get it from Amazon for $25.99 (available in three sizes and 28 patterns).

    15. A set skull shaped spoons that will give every cup of coffee the touch of darkness it really needs.

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    Promising review: "This is the second time I bought these. People come over to my house they see them I end up giving one or two away from time to time. So it was time to buy more everybody loves them." —D. Simpkins

    Get them from Amazon for $14.99 (available in four finishes).

    16. A Jack Skellington skull PopGrip so even your phone will match your gothic vibe.

    PopSockets

    Get it from PopSockets for $15

    17. A set of skull planters to bring your plant babies to life (or ~death~).

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    Get a set of three from Amazon for $16.93 (available in six styles).

    18. A "kill your darlings" notebook for when a regular composition notebook just isn't morbid enough.

    Icey Designs / Etsy

    Get it from Icey Designs on Etsy for $15+ (available in eight styles).

    19. A Sally Funko Pop figurine from the iconic The Nightmare Before Christmas so you can celebrate your favorite Halloween movie all year long.

    Hot Topic

    Get it at Hot Topic for $14.50.

    20. A shower gel that looks almost exactly like a blood bag so you can smell fresh but still feel like a vampire.

    Wizard at Work

    Get it from Wizard at Work on Etsy for $10 (available in various colors and scents)

    21. A spooky tapestry that'll add a finishing touch to your lair of darkness.

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    Promising review: "Could not be happier with this tapestry! It's huge. The black and white prints are bright and clear. I was planning on putting this on my balcony but it has become my bedroom centerpiece!" —manderz

    Get it from Amazon for $12.49+ (available in four sizes).

    22. A bloody looking bath mat for when you really wanna spook your house guests.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This was exactly the same quality as the all black version that I got from Bed Bath & Beyond. Really so soft and locked in the moisture from out of the shower. Matched the bloody shower curtain I got so it was perfect!" —C.E.S.

    Get it from Amazon for $12.89

    23. A "sell your soul" sweatshirt that pretty much embodies everything you are as a human being.

    Wicked Clothes

    Get it from Wicked Clothes for $38 (available in sizes S–2XL).

    24. A unicorn crying rainbows candle — because just because your soul is black, doesn't mean all your decor needs to be!

    Firebox

    Get it from Firebox for $24.99

    So, Master of Darkness, it looks like it's time to get shopping, huh?

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    Reviews here have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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