The octopus walks into the party like "Wuddup, I'm here to rage"
Need help opening that bottle of beer? The octopus has got you!
The cops showed up to bust the party? The octopus is a pro at hiding from cops
He can even hide inside his own beer bottle!
After the cops leave, the octopus is all "fuck the police, let's rage on!"
The next morning, the octopus, though very hung over, will still get breakfast with you
Just don't ask him about any questionable decisions he made last night
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