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Lauren's Very Special BuzzFeed Quiz

Which Bad Dragon sex toy do your friends think represents your personality?

Which Bad Dragon Dildo Would Your Friends Say You Are?

You are Leslie Knope! You are charming, delightful, and are working that pantsuit. For some reason you are also stranded in the Midwest, which is a nice enough place but Indiana? Really? You could take over the world. You could be bigger than Hilary. Time to get to business, Knope!

Leslie Knope! 

You are Dorothy Zbornak! Your tongue is so sharp, only an idiot would duel with you, and you can work shoulder pads for days. As wonderful as you are, there just seems to be a matter of this ex-husband of yours and his toupee. You're also living in Miami. Like really? Why not just take up residence in a vagina? Also how did you not kill everyone on that show?

Dorothy Zbornak!

You're a vegan chocolate chip cookie! Don't let the picture fool you. You are like eating a handful of damp sand.

vegan chocolate chip cookie! 

You are Rarity! You are the only pony that fucking matters. Between that stupid Pinky Pie and the terribleness that is Twilight Sparkle, you are holding all this shit together. Apple Jack is pretty cool. Rainbow Dash too. But you are totally the best. Could you please fix Discord? He looks like a dragon fucked a chaise lounger.

Rarity! 

You are Lauren! Tall, sexy, brilliant - who wouldn't love you? You will also punch a yellow jacket to death if it stings your cat and will often bring home large furniture you don't need because book reasons. In fact, you are probably pinned under it right now. Stop taking this quiz and get help, you idiot.

Lauren! 

You are Fred Astaire! You are a cranky curmudgeon who is loved dearly, dammit. You scream for no reason and are really good at parking your ass on laps when it's inconvenient. You are a bit of an internet sensation and are very brave and strong. That one time when you knocked over an entire bookcase by yourself still leaves Lauren baffled. You are very farty, refuse to sleep on your expensive cat perch, and are a master of the grumble purr.

Fred Astaire! 

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