You DO realise it’s like, SO hard to get a job in (insert degree here), don’t you?
Bloody students loans! Why should I have to work so hard when they’re given so much for free?
What’s your plan? What’s your plan for after graduation? What’s your plan? PLAN?
Are you job-hunting yet?
I bet you just, like, LIVE on Pot Noodles, right?
Will you be moving back in with your parents, then?
What’s your dissertation about?
Why are you crying?