1. Peeling dried PVA glue off your hands
2. Being chosen to take the register back to reception and feeling like you'd received a knighthood
3. Struggling to get up for school, yet being up sh*t hot on a weekend to deprive your parents of a lie-in
4. Strategically planning a full-on script with your mate for the best way to get your mum to agree to having them over for tea
5. Then hiding your mate when their parent comes to pick them up
6. You knew that it was YOUR school that was haunted by Bloody Mary
7. Keeping up with the wild adventures of Biff, Chip And Kipper
8. Graduating from the floor to the wooden bench in assembly and feeling like king of the peasants
9. Thinking that the gym apparatus-thingy seemed a bit OTT for something you used maybe twice in your whole primary education
10. Accepting that you'd lost all of your street-cred after getting caught dicking about and having to hold the dinner ladies hand over playtime
11. Not immediatley spotting your mum at the gates and being convinced THIS was the day that she forgot to pick you up
12. Getting a sticker off the teacher and keeping it on your jumper for as long as possible
13. The absolute anarchy that ensued when a dog got into the playground
14. Getting a boyfriend, then not speaking to him for two weeks
15. Feeling stressed to the max with all of the homework you had
16. Bringing in armfulls of Tesco's 'Computers For Schools' vouchers
17. Being chosen for a lead part in The Nativity and reckoning you'd give Hilary Duff a run for her money
18. Teachers abandoning all hope of giving you an education in the week before Christmas
19. Not really 'getting' your mams outrage at having to fork out fifty quid for a school trip
20. 'Sorry, it's only a two player game'
21. School dinners
22. Forbidden fun
23. Trying to out-do everyone on toy day
24. The school disco
25. Chairs on the tables = the end of the daily grind
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