14 Things That Always Happen At Nando's

Seeing the food coming - aaand it's not yours.

1. The text

Waves of joy sweeping through your body. You can almost taste the chicken.

2. "Hi, have you been to Nando's before?"

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Is that a serious question? I am the queen of Nando's. I should have a booth named after me.

3. Looking at the menu, even though you know FINE WELL what you're going to get

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4. "Halloumi cheese does not count as a side"

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I know that you're trying to extort more money out of me and I'm not even mad.

5. Seeing the food coming... and it's not yours

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FFS

6. Pretending you care about the story your friend's telling you

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Becuase all that's going through your head is chicken

7. THE FOOD IS COMING!

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You genuinely can't remember the last time you were this happy.

8. You can totally handle hotter than medium

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No big deal

9. You can totally NOT handle hotter than medium

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ABORT. ABORT. PASS THE GARLIC.

10. Getting overly-sexual with your food

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Is it possible for spicy rice to give someone an orgasm? Because I think it just did.

11. The waitress always asking if everything's alright when you've got a mouthful

*mumble mumble*

12. The (Wo)man VS. Food moment

You're so full and you don't think you can go on. But it's surely a criminal offence to not finish such good food, right?

13. Slipping into a post-chicken coma

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And having to communicate with the rest of your party through grunts and burps.

14. But... did someone say dessert?

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Bottomless. Frozen. Yoghurt.