1. The text
2. "Hi, have you been to Nando's before?"
3. Looking at the menu, even though you know FINE WELL what you're going to get
4. "Halloumi cheese does not count as a side"
5. Seeing the food coming... and it's not yours
6. Pretending you care about the story your friend's telling you
7. THE FOOD IS COMING!
8. You can totally handle hotter than medium
9. You can totally NOT handle hotter than medium
10. Getting overly-sexual with your food
11. The waitress always asking if everything's alright when you've got a mouthful
12. The (Wo)man VS. Food moment
13. Slipping into a post-chicken coma
14. But... did someone say dessert?
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