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1. He will fall in love with you
2. He will violent weep onto your chest as he makes love to you
3. You will find out he has a swizzle stick for a penis and be disgustingly obligated to get swizzy with it because, dun dun dun, you care about his emotional well-being
4. Your pink skin crater will play tricks on you and make you like him and think about him constantly and turn up to things he's at in your sleep until you're married but not really because you are crazy
5. You will both die. Obviously.
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