The 15 Hippest Gifts For Haters This Holiday Season.

Perhaps you know someone who's feeling a little more "Bah, Humbug" than "What A Wonderful World" this holiday season. Wondering what to buy the bitter one in your life? Here's a fabulous list of gifts for Grinches that are affordable and may even put a smile on the face of the most ornery curmudgeon this holiday season.

I Hate Everything and I Hate People Cross Stitch Patterns

Simple cross stitch patterns that let you sew your sentiments

Best Wishes "middle finger" Key

All brass and designed to fit all Kwikset K1 locks, this housekey by Goodworth & Co. is flipping the bird with double sided imagery.

People I Want To Punch In The Face Journal

From 27th Street press, this little notebook's title says it all. Gold foil stamped with a sentiment that most of us share at sometime or another. Blank pages.

Go Away Coir Doormat

Enough said.

You Are Dumb Coffee Mug

This porcelain coffee mug does double duty. Holds your java while telling everyone around you off. From The Onion, it has their logo on the back side.

Hey Asshole notepad/ checklist

Gotta leave a note for your roommate or co-worker? I love this notepad by Knock Knock with tons of bitter options. One version has everything in handwriting, the other in sans serif print.

The Misanthropes' Guide To Life (Go Away)

This is the survival guide you will be annoyed not to have. Available in paperback or Kindle edition.

Fuck Off Calling Cards

Let your elegantly typeset cards say it for you. (package of 20)

Same Shit Different Day Desk Calendar

This perpetual calendar will stand on a desk or add charm to any wall. The dates are blank so you can use this any year that you want to! Calendar pages measures 7.5" x 6"

Fuck The Rain Umbrella

The digitally printed polyester umbrella from Art Lebedev is so bitter, it's even flipping off nature.

I Hate Everyone Paperback

This hilarious 400 page paperback redefines the term hater.

Indelicate Doilies

Reusable coasters in packages of 8 that say to your guests things you wish you had the courage to convey.

Pens With Bitter Sentiments

You'll need something to fill out the Hey Asshole and Same Shit Different Day Calendar with..so why not one of these appropriate pens? Bitch Bitch Bitch, Do It Later, WTF and Get It Done.

Fuck Off Sealing Wax Stamp

Instead of sealing envelopes with a kiss, how about with an expletive?

I Wish There Was A Social Networking Site Where Everyone Would Leave me The Fuck Alone

From the hilarious folks at Someecards, the "I Wish There Was A Social Networking Site Where Everyone Would Leave me The Fuck Alone" sentiment can be purchased on a variety of items.

And there you have it.... 15 gift options to make a Grinch grin this holiday season. For links to purchase each of these items, visit the post here.