"I had a male friend who used to bitch about the bushes on women he slept with, and hearing that made me feel really self-conscious and more inclined to wax."
"See, that shit is what's so annoying – some random guy will say something and it affects you, annoyingly."
"I hate it when guys even bring that up."
"I hope those dudes never find women to sleep with."
"Like, 'neat' will have to do."
"In principle, I feel like I can confidently be all, 'Yeah, full bush!', but IRL, I think I'd change my mind if I was dating someone new."
"I feel like 'YOU WILL DEAL' is my motto."
"Like, this can't be the thing that determines if we stay together."
"I'd just be really worried about being judged."
"Yeah, but I genuinely can't imagine thinking of that at the point of a new encounter."
"I do think guys care a little bit though, because they've learned to care."
"And women have learned to care back."
"But imagine if you met a guy who was SUPER into hairiness."
"It would be weird, right?"
"Like if he wanted to stroke it and shit?"
"That'd be hella weird."
"I'd be weirded out by that, yeah."
"But you know, what's that expression, 'All cats are grey in the dark'?"
"I think that's all of us, really."