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    "Mancan" Wine In A Can Exists Because Masculinity Is Fragile As Fuck

    Glasses of wine are for women only.

    You know when you're trying to enjoy a glass of pinot but you're worried how much of a MAN you are might be called into question?

    Well lucky for you, bro, you can now get "Mancan" wine in a can, FOR MEN.

    Thought up by a guy who lives in an old firehouse, walks to work with his dog, has two bikes and a trike, and wanted to move beyond stemware. At MANCAN we believe wine is for drinking, not pairing and our "notes" are more rock than classical.

    Crush one at the game, throw one in your back pocket on a camping trip, or pop one open at your favourite dive bar. Just do us a favour and don't talk about the "aroma".

    But not all men want to "shut up and drink" man wine, with one twitter user saying its existence is "signalling the end of humanity".

    Wine. In a can. For men. With some of the worst product blurb you will ever read, signalling the end of humanity.

    Mancan is the latest move in a masculine reclaiming of wine which came to a head in the summer when men drinking pink rosé wine were compelled to start calling it "brosé".

    Mancan can be bought here, at $77 (around £50) for a manly case of 24.

    1. Would you drink Mancan?

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    Would you drink Mancan?
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      Yes, that will be way easier than trying to unscrew a bottle of wine with my dick to prove my manliness.
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      No, I will stick with a glass like a normal human thanks.