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"Mancan" Wine In A Can Exists Because Masculinity Is Fragile As Fuck

Glasses of wine are for women only.

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You know when you're trying to enjoy a glass of pinot but you're worried how much of a MAN you are might be called into question?

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Well lucky for you, bro, you can now get "Mancan" wine in a can, FOR MEN.

It's smooth and delicious like wine, but manly like beer, or jizz, or assuming intellectual superiority over anybody with a vagina. Mancan can be enjoyed at the game, on a camping trip, or when doing any manly things, according to its website. It says that its "'notes' are more rock than classical", and it shouldn't be paired with food, as wine often is, because that would not be manly. A manly mission statement on the side of the can reads:
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It's smooth and delicious like wine, but manly like beer, or jizz, or assuming intellectual superiority over anybody with a vagina.

Mancan can be enjoyed at the game, on a camping trip, or when doing any manly things, according to its website.

It says that its "'notes' are more rock than classical", and it shouldn't be paired with food, as wine often is, because that would not be manly.

A manly mission statement on the side of the can reads:

Thought up by a guy who lives in an old firehouse, walks to work with his dog, has two bikes and a trike, and wanted to move beyond stemware. At MANCAN we believe wine is for drinking, not pairing and our "notes" are more rock than classical.

Crush one at the game, throw one in your back pocket on a camping trip, or pop one open at your favourite dive bar. Just do us a favour and don't talk about the "aroma".

But not all men want to "shut up and drink" man wine, with one twitter user saying its existence is "signalling the end of humanity".

Wine. In a can. For men. With some of the worst product blurb you will ever read, signalling the end of humanity.

Mancan is the latest move in a masculine reclaiming of wine which came to a head in the summer when men drinking pink rosé wine were compelled to start calling it "brosé".

Mancan can be bought here, at $77 (around £50) for a manly case of 24.

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    Yes, that will be way easier than trying to unscrew a bottle of wine with my dick to prove my manliness.
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    No, I will stick with a glass like a normal human thanks.
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    No, I will stick with a glass like a normal human thanks.
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