Response to Absurd Misheard Song Lyrics:
For years I thought a line in Smash Mouth’s ‘AllStar’ was “What’s wrong with Nick and the Backstreets?” when it’s actually “What’s wrong with taking the backstreets?” It wasn’t until I saw them in an outdoor concert that I realized it. I think I like my version better.
Response to Who Wore What To The 2013 Emmy Awards?:
Wow, nearly everyone this year (there were a few exceptions) managed to get their proportions completely wrong. A lot of the ladies either look like their torsos are 6 inches long or their legs are. And many of them (the grand majority of whom are tiny, tiny people) managed to make themselves look much wider than they really are. I do appreciate the few shots of green and purple among all the nude and the mf’ing sheer. Can we please give the sheer a break; it’s been done to death and in many cases makes the dress look worse.