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    Shit China Expats Say

    Take a peep at expats living behind the bamboo curtain, with shit you'll only hear foreigners saying in China. Special shout out to all the laowai in Zhuhai!

    1. "Do you have this in L?" "XL?"

    2. "Does anybody know a good ayi?"

    3. "I almost died in a taxi today"

    4. "Yeah, I'm an English teacher"

    5. "Taobao will have it"

    6. "Let's meet at Starbucks"

    7. "Argh! The VPN is down!"

    8. "What's your WeChat?"

    9. "*Insert food item* ... that's the only thing I miss from back home"

    10. "Ah, excuse me? Back of the queue is there!"

    11. "15 yuan ? Tai gui le!"

    12. "The Chinese tones sound EXACTLY the same to me"

    13. "This whole meal cost less than a can of coke"

    14. "Have they stopped taking photos yet?"

    15. "It's always packed with people"

    16. "Only in China ... "