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How Annoying Are You On Facebook?

In some ways, we are all that friend.

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    I post cryptic status updates about my emotions
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    I post cryptic status updates about my emotions, and use a Facebook emoji to enhance the impact
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    I post cryptic status updates about my emotions, and supplement them with depressing song lyrics
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    I have posted about the weather
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    I have posted my plans for the day
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    I have posted about what I just ate
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    All of my FB friends know when I “just went for a great run! whew!”
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    I have posted the distance I just ran
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    I have checked into the gym on Facebook
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    I have posted a gym selfie
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    I have posted about how many pounds I just lost
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    I post things on people’s walls that could have been sent in a text message
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    I post things on people’s walls that probably should have been sent in a text message
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    I post actual screenshots of intimate text messages
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    I feel the need to declare my love for my S.O. via Facebook
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    I post about the AMAZING thing my S.O. did for me
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    I post in detail about how I fall more and more in love with my S.O. every single day
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    I post kissing pictures with my S.O.
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    I share a Facebook account with my S.O.
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    I use my middle name as my last name on Facebook
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    I post pictures of my baby
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    ...More than once a week
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    ...Every day
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    ...Okay, hourly. (S)he’s just so adorable!!
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    I post status updates about baby-related bodily functions
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    I post status updates about non-baby-related bodily functions
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    I post pictures of my pet
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    ...More than once a week
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    ...Every day
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    ...Okay, hourly. (S)he’s just so photogenic!!
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    I have a separate Facebook account for my pet
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    I post inspirational quotes or lyrics
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    I post daily bible verses
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    I re-share stock photos with inspirational quotes written over them
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    I re-share stock photos with inspirational quotes written over them, and tag people in the image
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    I post my political opinions
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    I post my political rants
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    I post rants that have no political or logical basis whatsoever
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    I have posted a selfie
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    I have posted more than one selfie
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    I post selfies once a week
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    I post selfies daily
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    All of my pictures are selfies
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    I post more than 2 links per day
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    I post more than 2 links per day, all from the same website
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    I have conversations via Facebook comment
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    I post pictures of #FOODPORN
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    I post pictures of #FOODPORN that don’t actually look like food porn
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    I announced my engagement via Facebook
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    I announced my engagement via Facebook using a pun, line from a Beyonce song, or #blessed
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    I announced my pregnancy via Facebook
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    I announced my pregnancy via Facebook using a pun, line from a Beyonce song, or #blessed
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    I message enormous groups of people who don’t know each other
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    I message enormous groups of people who don’t know each other, and get offended when someone “has left the conversation”
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    I have poked someone
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    I have poked someone more than once
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    I have friend requested someone I have never met
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    I have friend requested someone I have never met because they have the same name as me
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    I have invited friends to “like my page”
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    I have publicly threatened to de-friend people
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    I have “hacked” my friend’s FB account and posted a joke status update
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    I have attempted to hit on someone via Facebook message
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    I have attempted to hit on someone via Facebook wall
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    I have invited someone to play Candy Crush Saga
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    I have invited everyone I know to play Candy Crush Saga
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    At some point, my Facebook has been connected to Farmville
 
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