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How Annoying Are You On Facebook?

In some ways, we are all that friend.

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  1. 1. Check all that apply to you...

    I post cryptic status updates about my emotions
    I post cryptic status updates about my emotions, and use a Facebook emoji to enhance the impact
    I post cryptic status updates about my emotions, and supplement them with depressing song lyrics
    I have posted about the weather
    I have posted my plans for the day
    I have posted about what I just ate
    All of my FB friends know when I “just went for a great run! whew!”
    I have posted the distance I just ran
    I have checked into the gym on Facebook
    I have posted a gym selfie
    I have posted about how many pounds I just lost
    I post things on people’s walls that could have been sent in a text message
    I post things on people’s walls that probably should have been sent in a text message
    I post actual screenshots of intimate text messages
    I feel the need to declare my love for my S.O. via Facebook
    I post about the AMAZING thing my S.O. did for me
    I post in detail about how I fall more and more in love with my S.O. every single day
    I post kissing pictures with my S.O.
    I share a Facebook account with my S.O.
    I use my middle name as my last name on Facebook
    I post pictures of my baby
    ...More than once a week
    ...Every day
    ...Okay, hourly. (S)he’s just so adorable!!
    I post status updates about baby-related bodily functions
    I post status updates about non-baby-related bodily functions
    I post pictures of my pet
    ...More than once a week
    ...Every day
    ...Okay, hourly. (S)he’s just so photogenic!!
    I have a separate Facebook account for my pet
    I post inspirational quotes or lyrics
    I post daily bible verses
    I re-share stock photos with inspirational quotes written over them
    I re-share stock photos with inspirational quotes written over them, and tag people in the image
    I post my political opinions
    I post my political rants
    I post rants that have no political or logical basis whatsoever
    I have posted a selfie
    I have posted more than one selfie
    I post selfies once a week
    I post selfies daily
    All of my pictures are selfies
    I post more than 2 links per day
    I post more than 2 links per day, all from the same website
    I have conversations via Facebook comment
    I post pictures of #FOODPORN
    I post pictures of #FOODPORN that don’t actually look like food porn
    I announced my engagement via Facebook
    I announced my engagement via Facebook using a pun, line from a Beyonce song, or #blessed
    I announced my pregnancy via Facebook
    I announced my pregnancy via Facebook using a pun, line from a Beyonce song, or #blessed
    I message enormous groups of people who don’t know each other
    I message enormous groups of people who don’t know each other, and get offended when someone “has left the conversation”
    I have poked someone
    I have poked someone more than once
    I have friend requested someone I have never met
    I have friend requested someone I have never met because they have the same name as me
    I have invited friends to “like my page”
    I have publicly threatened to de-friend people
    I have “hacked” my friend’s FB account and posted a joke status update
    I have attempted to hit on someone via Facebook message
    I have attempted to hit on someone via Facebook wall
    I have invited someone to play Candy Crush Saga
    I have invited everyone I know to play Candy Crush Saga
    At some point, my Facebook has been connected to Farmville

How Annoying Are You On Facebook?

You're not annoying at all! Keep up the great work.

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It could be worse, but let's be honest - you're a little bit annoying. You should probably keep more of your feelings to yourself. Or at least confine them to text messages.

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Could you BE more annoying? Probably not. Tone it down, for the sake of your friends.

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