Potential Jort-Friendly Employment Opportunities
1. News Anchor
2. Judge
3. Telethon phone answerer
4. Really, anything with a desk
5. Roller-skating waitress
6. Marathoner from the 1960s
7. Fix-it person
8. Hop Scotch referee
9. Town Crier
10. Rib shack bartender
11. Internet maker
12. Door-to-door jean shorts salesman
13. Construction worker from the Village People
14. Craft village employee
15. Associate Dean
16. Doll repair
17. Fence-painter
18. Head fashionista
19. Production assistant
20. Recycling center night watchman
21. Deep-stretching trainer
22. Coin-collector aficionado
23. Vegan baker
24. Drive-in movie concession stand cashier
25. Long hauler
26. Mustache whisperer
27. Dogcatcher
28. Something with smoothies
29. Manual shrub trimming
30. Rabblerouser
31. Stand-in for a pool boy character on a movie set
32. Whale psychiatrist
33. Candy person
34. All-Purpose Attendant
35. Outdoor card shark
36. Party promoter
37. Professional high-fiver
38. Grape-feeder for a Pharaoh
39. Van driver
40. Barnacle scraper
41. Shakespeare in the Park ticket line place-holder
42. Low-impact gardener
43. SAT tutor
44. Toilet tester
45. Firestarter
46. Assistant herder
47. Ice cream truck driver
48. Remote control finder
49. Donald Faison's Liaison
50. Rock band namer
51. Paralegal (At a really, really progressive firm)
52. Theme party cater waiter
53. 1920s farmhand
54. 1980s exercise class instructor
55. Eraser clapper
56. Freelance accountant
57. Soda jerk
58. Tungsten trader
59. Cutting out magazine pictures for design stores to use in photo frames
60. Notary
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