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Meant to add: It’s about a grown man whose dad wrote a graphic novel, aka a porno, and he reads it out loud with two of his friends every week, much to his friends’ delight and disgust and his own incredibly mixed feelings.

My Dad Wrote a Porno! I’ve laughed, I’ve cried (usually from laughing so hard), I’ve questioned my sanity, I’ve even almost thrown up a time or two. It’s my new standard for measuring friendships, and if you’re not a Belinker, you’re no friend of mine.

Y'all know the first item isn't actually cat litter, right? It's disposable bag refills for a cat litter trash system kind of like a diaper genie...

I was in a long distance relationship of several years (it hadn't always been long distance) and applied to several jobs in my boyfriend's city with the intention of moving to be with him. After a few months of flying out for interviews, I got a verbal job offer and called to tell… Read More

"Inciting a riot" when all I did was stand up in the middle of the cafeteria at lunchtime and yell "ohhhhh." Worst riot ever.

I ordered a taxidermy alligator head and forgot all about it until a box showed up at my door. I excitedly went to open it, because who doesn't love mail, and about lost my shit when I reached in and felt teeth. I logged into my eBay account and sure enough, I had purchased a dead… Read More