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    5 Easy Steps To Becoming 'Murican!!

    Being 'Murican is a lot easier than it looks

    1. Don't let North Korea do anything. No but seriously... Anything.

    2. Deep fry everything. No but seriously... everything.

    3. Purposefully learn nothing about geography. I'm serious now... nothing.

    4. Understand that this is how George Washington operated. Listen... There's no time to doubt it. Just accept.

    5. And finally this. Everything... About. This.