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For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused By Leonardo DiCaprio In "Titanic"

"Draw me like one of your French girls." —me to Jack in my dreams

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It all started when I noticed the way that Jack was enamored with the mere sight of Rose.

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With my braces and uneven hair due to various run-ins with my mother's scissors in the bathroom mirror, I had never had a boy look at me like that, much less look at me at all.

I resumed being my unawakened, 11-year-old self, until I saw the hand caressing.

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Not only was Jack teaching Rose how to fly, he was beginning his teaching to me about my sexual desires.

I had mildly recovered from the gaze and the hands, when I saw the cigarette. The cigarette that was so gently held between his lips.

I was feeling, feeling so many things, only to be DESTROYED when the car scene came about.

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I wanted that to be my hand. I needed that to be my hand. I could no longer breathe.

Everything about Jack was flawless. His hair, tousling ever so slightly. His eyebrows, arched in amusement. His lips, pursed in perfection.

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I didn't want a boy to touch me before this movie. I didn't think about it. I didn't crave it. But after this movie, my desire to be touched by Jack Dawson consumed me.

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