For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused By Leonardo DiCaprio In "Titanic"
"Draw me like one of your French girls." —me to Jack in my dreams
Titanic came out in 1997. I was 6 years old. I didn't get to watch it until five years later, when I was 11. And when I watched it, things happened.
It all started when I noticed the way that Jack was enamored with the mere sight of Rose.
But when I saw Jack, I suddenly NEEDED him to look at me.
I resumed being my unawakened, 11-year-old self, until I saw the hand caressing.
I had mildly recovered from the gaze and the hands, when I saw the cigarette. The cigarette that was so gently held between his lips.
He wanted to save Rose. And in doing so, he began to remove clothing. And I began to blossom.
But the true awakening began when he was drawing Rose. I began to feel.
I was feeling, feeling so many things, only to be DESTROYED when the car scene came about.
Yes, Jack, please GOD, put your hands on me.
Everything about Jack was flawless. His hair, tousling ever so slightly. His eyebrows, arched in amusement. His lips, pursed in perfection.
OH DEAR GOD.
THIS FACIAL EXPRESSION.
So here's to all of us that experienced a sexual awakening when seeing Jack Dawson on the screen.
We won't ever let you go, Jack.
And we would've made room for you on the door.
Take a trip down memory lane that’ll make you feel nostalgia AF