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1. He is a 14-year old white male.
2. He lives in "Sicalon Valley", a typo for Silicon Valley according to Google.
3. He owns an older Macbook Pro.
4. He likes eating apples.
5. He likes to code.
6. He likes to code while eating apples.
7. He freaks out whenever he runs into a syntax error.
8. He likes porn.
9. This.
10. He got into an 18+ hackathon.
11. His other favorite color is orange.
12. He likes orange juice.
13. He likes orange popsicles.
14. He actually studies.
15. He actually studies A LOT.
16. He doesn't want to be bothered with he studies.
17. He owns a golden telescope.
18. He often sees himself as the "next Steve Jobs".
19. He dropped out of Middle School.
20. He acquired Mark Zuckerberg.
21. He is an iOS Developer.
22. He is a conservative.
23. He is the founder of Erasr.
24. At least 10 people claim to be Teenage Coder.
25. He knows the president of Y Combinator.
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