10 Absolutely Horrid Places To Go On A First Date

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1. His house

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Alternatively, he might try and show you his penis.

2. The strip club

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It would literally give Cupid an anxiety attack.

3. A fast food joint

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There are certain circumstances where this is appropriate. Like if you plan on reenacting Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

4. The bathroom

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Under no circumstances should this be called a first date.

5. Over Skype

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I can't decide on whether or not this one is such a terrible first date. It could potentially save a lot of effort if you both come to irreconcilable differences before even meeting in person.

6. Your Birthday Party

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I tried this once. Needless to say I blacked out from alcohol abuse before she even showed up.

7. The movies

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What a great way to learn absolutely nothing about each other.

8. A wedding

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(Especially yours)

9. A funeral

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I'm scraping from the bottom of the barrel now.

10. Her house

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And now he knows where you live...