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    How To Stop Those Annoying Spam Texts

    A friend of mine sent me screenshots of a text she got from spam number. How she responded was the best thing ever! ?

    I don't care who you are, if you text me at 6 AM you better be dying or be the woman that gave birth to me.

    Don't you hate it when people text you and NEVER reply? So rude.

    All these text messages and I can't even get a reply...

    BTW, pineapple does go on pizza

    Some good advice on how to take care of your Ray-bans.

    But hey, they're 85% off!