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my boyfriend trying to be supportive
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Pizza Pizza is still in business because of their creamy garlic
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A hearty congratulations to Wasaga Beach for always being the Florida of Ontario.
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this is the tinder profile of every man in toronto
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so Tim hortons is under investigation by agencies for breaching privacy. mfs went from surving us double double to double crossing us.
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Vancouver ppl be like “I know a spot” then move to Montreal
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If @canadasdragrace doesn’t do a Degrassi runway challenge, I am suing everyone. Think about the queens tryna re-create Manny’s iconic thong look!!! We need that!!!!
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Mary Browns just gave me extra chicken for being polite at the drivethough, so i think by Canadian law I now am King.
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canadians be like “yeah no for sure”
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me, seconds before replying "k" to a someone's lengthy text message
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it sucks that when I wear my covid mask in Canada people aren’t able to recognize me from MuchMusic’s Video on Trial
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writing fan fiction about meeting a group of 8 friends indoors and feeling safe :)
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Not a good time to brag about myself but the old Greek men in my parents neighborhood really like me. I can’t walk 2 houses without getting told “I like a woman who eats”. It’s the most attention I’ve had in months and I love it.
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Did you hear Vanna White and her husband renewed their vowels? I'M SO DEEPLY SORRY.