10 Plot Twists Proving Why Nip/Tuck Was The Most Ridiculous Show Ever

*WARNING* Hilarious spoiler alerts ahead. Really though... what were the writers ON?

1. #tbt to that time Julia killed her daughters Hamster

This is the face of a hamster killer.

2. Or what about that time Matt became A MOTHER-FREAKING MIME

This literally sends me into fits of laughter EVERY time I look at it. Who even came up with this??

Genius: "You know what would be great? If he became a mime."

Everyone else in the room: "Fuck it. Let's do it."

3. Or that time Julia's mom died... and then was suddenly alive the next season?

I'm not exactly an authority on how resurrection works...but I was pretty sure that was a one time this for Jesus and not a shitty side character on a long running show.

Also... why kill a character if you're going to bring them back five episodes later? It's not like we were all attached to her and begged for her to come back.

4. Remember that one time Christian put his dick into a reverted penis? I do.

Seriously, he goes to screw this chick and she ends up being a trans dude... and shit hits the fan from there.

5. Or that time when Matt didn't care and dated her/him anyway?

No I'm serious...

Also he gets arrested for whacking off outside of her window.

Real life.

6. Also Matt gets high and runs over someone and doesn't remember

"Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiiiigh...." Too soon?

7. Matt circumcises himself...

I have never felt so sick to my stomach in my damn life. It was bad.

8. Julia decides to try being lesbian

BEST plot twist ever. Thank you Gay Gods for granting me this bountiful visual feast.

9. This MOFO rapes someone

Not that I have spared you the spoilers so far.... but this one is worth saving. Really....just watch it. It's damn near terrifying.

10. She eats her own freaking hair

This adorable little Gremlin copes with stress by eating her own hair...

and it is gag reflex testing good fun.