This Is What Santa's Reindeer Would Look Like As Dogs

But do you recall...the most famous mixed rescue of all?

1. Dasher

—Always chasing their tail

—Early to everything

—Has no chill

—Just can't get into meditation

2. Dancer

—Always stretching

—Loves a good pedicure

—Can pull off a tight-knit bun

—Responds to commands in French

3. Prancer

—Only eats top-shelf food

—Has highbrow taste and wants you to know it

—Friends with a lot of cats

—Owns a Fritz Bernaise

4. Vixen

—Sinfully gorgeous

—Loves rice

—Has seven different leashes from Tory Burch

—Came back with an accent after studying abroad with their owner

5. Comet

—Beautiful but doesn't know it

—Student council president

—Good with children

—Bilingual (Chihuahua and English)

6. Cupid

—A licker

—A Libra

—Refers to the pet store as "The City of Love"

—Really committed to fetch

7. Donner

—Voted "Loudest Barker" in eighth grade

—Good sharer, if you ask politely

—Thinks all squirrels are feral

—Eats cat food

8. Blitzen

—Takes the longest walks

—Prefers almond butter over peanut butter

—Will not use the bathroom if a human is watching

—Did not understand why the dog needed to die in Marley and Me

9. Rudolph

—Like, very famous

—A total Gryffindor

—Never sleeps

—On a first-name basis with Balto

—Intersectional feminist

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