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    Posted on Jun 8, 2015

    The 13 Most Absurd Misheard Taylor Swift Lyrics

    "Bakers gonna bake?" Sounds like you knead another listen.

    1. Misheard Lyric: "No poop, not much, but you saw enough"

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    Proper Lyric: "No proof, not much, but you saw enough"

    (From: 1989's "You Are In Love")

    2. Misheard Lyric: "We could get married, have ten kids and teach them how to read"

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    Proper Lyric: "We could get married, have ten kids and teach them how to dream"

    (From: Red's "Starlight")

    3. Misheard Lyric: "But I miss screaming and fighting and kicking in the rain"

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    Proper Lyric: "But I miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain"

    (From: Fearless' "The Way I Loved You")

    4. Misheard Lyric: "It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our accents"

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    Proper Lyric: "It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes"

    (From: Red's "22")

    5. Misheard Lyric: "She took him faster than you could say Santa Claus"

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    Proper Lyric: "She took him faster than you could say sabotage"

    (From: Speak Now's "Better Than Revenge")

    6. Misheard Lyric: "And you can watch who you want, boys and boys and girls and girls"

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    Proper Lyric: "And you can want who you want, boys and boys and girls and girls"

    (From: 1989's "Welcome To New York")

    7. Misheard Lyric: "The lights are rough, he's taking off his clothes"

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    Proper Lyric: "The lights are off, he's taking off his coat"

    (From: 1989's "Style")

    8. Misheard Lyric: "Don't you think ninety's too young to be played by your dark, twisted games?"

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    Proper Lyric: "Don't you think nineteen's too young to be played by your dark, twisted games?"

    (From: Speak Now's "Dear John")

    9. Misheard Lyric: "A small dog, working the weather"

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    Proper Lyric: "We small talk, work and the weather"

    (From: Speak Now's "Back To December")

    10. Misheard Lyric: "But you held your bride like you should've held me"

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    Proper Lyric: "But you held your pride like you should've held me"

    (From: Speak Now's "The Story Of Us")

    11. Misheard Lyric: "Our song is the way you laugh, the first eight minutes, didn't kiss her and I should have"

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    Proper Lyric: "Our song is the way you laugh, the first date man, I didn't kiss her and I should have"

    (From: Taylor Swift's "Our Song")

    12. Misheard Lyric: "And the bakers gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake"

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    Proper Lyric: "And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake"

    (From: 1989's "Shake It Off")

    13. Misheard Lyric: "Gotta love those Starbucks lovers"

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    Proper Lyric: "Got a long list of ex-lovers"

    (From: 1989's "Blank Space")

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