1. When you're assessing a boy on Tinder to figure out whether or not you're attracted to him.
2. When you've been talking to a boy for five minutes and they start asking personally intrusive questions.
3. When they try to Netflix and chill hella quick, but you're just looking for some good conversation.
4. When you match with a cute guy, and he messages you first.
5. And when you message a cute boy first and he doesn't respond.
6. When you take more than ten minutes to respond and set off some crazy dude's tirade on "people these days."
I WAS SLEEPING.