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15 Reasons Guacamole Is Better Than Boys

As if you needed them.

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1. Guacamole is cheaper, emotionally speaking.

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Yes, yes, we all know: Guac is extra. But guacamole does NOT waste your time or emotions.

2. Guac doesn't lie to you.

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Guac always tastes the same. Guac is always made from avocados. Guac is consistently delicious. I see no lies.

3. Guac tastes good.

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Have you ever tasted a boy? Just a bunch of gross-ness, really.

4. Guacamole always makes you feel good.

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Boys, on the other hand, *sometimes* make you feel good but mostly make you feel bad.

5. Guac smells good.

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Please refer to #4.

6. It pairs well with chips.

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Boys will eat all your chips if you're not careful.

7. When you watch Netflix with guac, it doesn't pull any funny business.

Watching Netflix and eating guacamole is leisurely and enjoyable. Watching Netflix with boys gets real weird real fast.
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Watching Netflix and eating guacamole is leisurely and enjoyable. Watching Netflix with boys gets real weird real fast.

8. Guac is good for you.

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Guacamole offers a range of health benefits, as it's high in vitamin E and healthy fats. Can you think of any health benefits offered by boys?

9. Everyone loves guacamole.

Sometimes your mom and your friends don't like the boys you bring home. They are usually right.
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Sometimes your mom and your friends don't like the boys you bring home. They are usually right.

10. Guac won't cheat on you.

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It can't. Because it's a food.

11. It's heart healthy.

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Guac = good for the heart. Boys = obvi not. You get it.

12. You can bring guac anywhere.

Places you can't bring boys: Nice restaurants, the mall, weddings, etc.
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Places you can't bring boys: Nice restaurants, the mall, weddings, etc.

13. Guac is easier to find.

No Tinder swiping required to find some good guacamole! It's literally everywhere.
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No Tinder swiping required to find some good guacamole! It's literally everywhere.

14. It's hella flavorful.

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Sometimes boys are bland ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

15. Guac fills your stomach with fullness, while boys fill your heart with pain.

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This one's pretty self-explanatory.

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