This actually happened to me. After years of trying to get various girlfriends and fiancees to wear a Slave Leia costume for me (my greatest fantasy), my wife of 5 years finally does so… And I stub my toe in the excitement and cannot perform! Probably explains why we are getting a divorce! LOL. True Story though.
This actually happened to me. After many years and many girlfriends, I’ve always wanted someone to wear a slave Leia Costume for me. After 5 years of marriage my wife finally does it… but I stub my toe and am so focused on the pain I cannot perform. Probably explains why we’re getting a divorce. LOL.