Kris Humphries Mocks His Own Kim Kardashian-Besmirched Past In New Commercial

Being in Kris Humphries' entourage totally sucks.

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Watch this commercial real quick. It's for Foot Locker, and it features beard-admiral and NBA All-Star James Harden as well as the Kardiashianed One, Kris Humphries.

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It might not seem like it at first glance, but this commercial tells a Very Profound Story. Let me break it down for you.

James Harden's purple-and-gold-jacketed accomplice informs D that Foot Locker is "bringing new heat every day," though, meaning D has no excuse to wear the same sneakers two days in a row.

But let's take a closer look. That must be a Lakers jacket, right? And the Lakers are Western-Conference rivals of Harden's team, the Rockets. This guy's clearly a double-agent.

The moral of this story? The Lakers are playing dirty. Beware of the Lakers.

Also, Kris Humphries is a huge bummer.