15 Thoughts Social Media Stalkers Know All Too Well

"I live in fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know because I've stalked you on the Internet."

1. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!

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2. Was that directed towards me, or am I just being paranoid?

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3. Oh, there's Nicole. She's Tom's sister's brother's ex-husband's son's daughter's cousin's uncle's neighbor's Kindergarten teacher.

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4. The struggle is real.

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5. Must. Erase. All. Evidence.

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6. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I didn't even press anything!!

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7. I should be in the CIA.

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8. I mean, if you don't want me to see anything, don't put it out there. Just kidding, I'd die without it.

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9. And I was being so careful, too.

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10. How did I even find this?

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11. I hope there wasn't an update on Facebook I don't know about...

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12. RIP ME

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13. Do I have a problem?

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14. I need a break. I've been creeping for too long.

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15. "Last name Ever, first name Greatest."

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