The 7 Stages Of Losing Your Borrowed Netflix Login Info

Your computer did this for your own good.

Betrayal

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You've been inexplicably logged out of the account you're piggybacking. How could your computer do this? You pay so much attention to it! Share your bed! What more does it want?!

Denial

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You fervently hit the refresh button but, to no avail. With every attempt to regain the password you feel your hope slipping into darkness.

Bargaining

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You begin to make deals with every higher power you're aware of. Knowing full-well your futile attempts won't bring back the password. Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. Crowley? I'm here to make a deal.

Guilt

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You contemplate your relationship with the account holder...the last time you texted them you had too much tequila. They'll surely think this is a ruse of some sort.

Rage

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Upon the realization that password retrieval would blow your Netflix stealing cover; you swell with the heat of a thousand suns and supernova your rage into your room. Which is most likely empty.

Depression

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Ashamed at your vengeful outburst, and emotionally spent, you accept the realization that you'll never know who the children's mother is....and how she was met.

Acceptance

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But wait! A glimmer of hope appears in the distance. Your brain springs wildly back to life, thinking of all the other people you know who have a Netflix for you to usurp.