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    Posted on Jan 29, 2015

    The Definitive Ranking Of Tom Selleck's Mustache On "Friends"

    Mustache on fleek.

    22. Season 6, Episode 24 ("The One with the Proposal: Part 1")

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    Champagne 'stache ain't too shabby.

    21. Season 6, Episode 24 ("The One with the Proposal: Part 1")

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    "I'm still in love with you" mustache lookin' fine.

    20. Season 2, Episode 18 ("The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies")

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    "Don't tell anyone I'm wearing a pink robe" mustache is cute AF.

    19. Season 2, Episode 15 ("The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know")

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    Eye doctor mustache makes our heart skip a beat.

    18. Season 6, Episode 25 ("The One with the Proposal: Part 2")

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    "Let's fight over Monica" mustache is even awkwardly cute.

    17. Season 2, Episode 16 ("The One Where Joey Moves Out")

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    "New relationship" mustache is full of smiles.

    16. Season 2, Episode 18 ("The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies")

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    "Let's talk about our numbers" mustache is devastatingly handsome.

    15. Season 2, Episode 20 ("The One Where Old Yeller Dies")

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    Perfectly symmetrical mustache is impossible to look away from.

    14. Season 2, Episode 20 ("The One Where Old Yeller Dies")

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    "Kiss me now" mustache is irresistible.

    13. Season 2, Episode 20 ("The One Where Old Yeller Dies")

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    Casually smart 'stache lookin' a million bucks.

    12. Season 2, Episode 23 ("The One with the Chicken Pox")

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    Introspective mustache looks especially striking in the moonlight.

    11. Season 2, Episode 24 ("The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding")

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    Mature mustache is just so perfectly combed.

    10. Season 2, Episode 24 ("The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding")

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    "Grandpa/dad/uncle-in-law" mustache even overshadows the cuteness of a baby.

    9. Season 2, Episode 24 ("The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding")

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    Seductive wedding date mustache outshines everyone else — even the bride.

    8. Season 2, Episode 15 ("The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know")

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    First real date 'stache is extra kissable.

    7. Season 6, Episode 25 ("The One with the Proposal: Part 2")

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    "I want you back" mustache is too tempting for words.

    6. Season 2, Episode 20 ("The One Where Old Yeller Dies")

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    "Beat your ass in foosball" mustache is as sensual as it is confident.

    5. Season 2, Episode 16 ("The One Where Joey Moves Out")

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    "Let's tell your parents about us" mustache is breathtakingly momentous.

    4. Season 2, Episode 23 ("The One with the Chicken Pox")

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    Sleepy mustache is cozy chic.

    3. Season 2, Episode 15 ("The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know")

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    "All dressed up and nowhere to go" mustache is magnificent.

    2. Season 2, Episode 18 ("The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies")

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    Sexiest 'stache of all time on fleek.

    1. Season 2, Episode 20 ("The One Where Old Yeller Dies")

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    "I may have envied your mustache at one point but I'm the one who ended up with Monica" mustache takes the cake.

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